I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candle

I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candle

Marsoni

M251S

$31.00

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candleThis is a 14 oz. soy candle. Hand poured. 100% Natural Soy Wax. Contains NO dyes, and is natural in color. All natural COTTON wicks only. No lead, no zinc. We do NOT use essential oils we use high quality candle fragrance oils, most of which are also skin safe. Choose your own fragrance from the drop down list. We use the maximum amount of high quality fragrance the wax will hold, so you will get the best hot and cold scent throw. Comes in a reusable

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Just got these pillows today. I have never spent dollars on pillows; but I wanted Hotel Grand like the ones that I sleep on in the Hotels and these fit the bill. Large King is what I got and so far so good. Firm and Squishy like I like. I was impressed with the quality -- now lets just give them a few days rest. I am sure they will be GRAND.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 18, 2026

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Carla

Port Orchard, US

★★★★★ 5

Hotel Grand Pillows

Size: King

Very soft, comfortable and fluffy. I’m a side sleeper and don’t feel they go flat. I bought 2 king size pillows. I was initially looking for fluffy feather pillows… but this is the next best thing. I was pleasantly surprised. Turned out to be more comfortable than I thought they would be.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026

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Mason

San Leandro, US

★★★★★ 3

Not worth it

Size: King

Not nearly as well filled as the pictures portray. Not worth the price.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2026

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KimO

Carnegie, US

★★★★★ 5

So comfortable!

Size: King

Great pillows and really comfortable. They do a great job in adjusting support on whether i'm sleeping on my side or my back.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2026

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P Scott

Chelsea, US

★★★★★ 5

Cooling and comfortable pillow cover

Color: White, Size: Queen

This is a very nice pillow cover. It’s very well made, has a zipper and the fabric is what I consider as plush. It’s very pretty but I use it under the pillow case. The best feature to me is that it keeps my head cool. I sleep on a latex pillow and they are usually too warm for me.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026