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Rise and Despair Unisex Hoodie

Marsoni M251S
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Rise and Despair Unisex HoodieMake an ironic statement about your existential dread with this sunny, funny, 1970s inspired, cynical shirt. Some of us don't so much rise and shine we rise and despair. If that's your style feel free to indulge in your nihilism. Share your pessimist outlook on life when you wear this retro sarcastic shirt. Makes a great gift for philosophy students, or the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Shirt Info: Cotton Poly Blend 1x1 Ribbing Waistband &
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Laura
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
I will purchase again
Flavor Name: Chocolate Caramel, Size: 5 Ounces
Tasty! I enjoyed each one.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 26, 2025
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Louise Thompson
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 3
Rich mans candy
Flavor Name: Chocolate Caramel, Size: 5 Ounces
Very tasty, over priced. It is not caramel center, not sure what it is but it’s a change from other zero sugar candy. Wish there was more in the bag, buying one more time then that’s it. I wish I didn’t have to stop but out of my price range.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 1, 2025
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KB
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Great way to freshen up throughout the day if you’re on the go
Good snack for after meals. I don’t exactly know the chemistry in this but after a long day or drinking sweet coffee, after eating one of these on lunch my teeth actually did feel clean like the little furries on the back teeth went away. I obviously still brush but I like these for after meals or when I have several cups of coffee as I like mine a little sweet. It’s a good way to add to your normal everyday hygiene routine I think. I don’t eat them super often, maybe one every few days if that. I’m a huge believer in xylitol and helping reduce acidity in your mouth to balance ph. It does so many amazing things like reducing acidity and helping to produce saliva. My fav xylitol products are these, Dr John’s dye free lollipops, and pür gum (aspartame free). Super important that if you have dogs you keep it away from them as it’s extremely toxic to them. And also everything in moderation bc consuming too many at once can cause diarrhea and bloating, so I’ve read.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2026
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Sunshine
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Taste and value 😋
These have a not so sugary taste. Been buying these for years, there worth the purchase.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026
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Jasmine Richardson
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Yummy
Perfect mini lollipops for a sweet table
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026

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