Don't take ORDERS I barely take SUGGESTIONS | funny sarcastic soy candle

Don't take ORDERS I barely take SUGGESTIONS | funny sarcastic soy candle

Marsoni

M251S

$21.95

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Don't take ORDERS I barely take SUGGESTIONS | funny sarcastic soy candleThis is a 14 oz. soy candle. Hand poured. 100% Natural Soy Wax. Contains NO dyes, and is natural in color. All natural COTTON wicks only. No lead, no zinc. We do NOT use essential oils we use high quality candle fragrance oils, most of which are also skin safe. Choose your own fragrance from the drop down list. We use the maximum amount of high quality fragrance the wax will hold, so you will get the best hot and cold scent throw. Comes in a reusable

Easy Shipping

Quick Dispatch:

Your Don't take ORDERS I barely take SUGGESTIONS | funny sarcastic soy candle orders ship within 1-2 business days.

Delivery Options:

Standard: 3-7 business days
Fast: 2-3 business days
Express: 1-2 business days

Order Tracking:

You'll receive a tracking link by email once your Don't take ORDERS I barely take SUGGESTIONS | funny sarcastic soy candle ships.

Need Help?
Questions about Don't take ORDERS I barely take SUGGESTIONS | funny sarcastic soy candle, sizing, or delivery? We're just an email away.

Live Shipping Estimates:
Enter your location at checkout to see available shipping methods and costs for Don't take ORDERS I barely take SUGGESTIONS | funny sarcastic soy candle in your area.

Get Shipping Estimates

Country Zip/Postal Code

Exchange/Return Notes

We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy

If you want that golden hour shimmer without looking like a disco ball, this body oil is it. I got it for a beach trip and ended up using it almost every day since. It gives your skin the prettiest bronzy glow with just enough sparkle to catch the light without feeling glittery or sticky. It blends in super smoothly and actually makes my skin look healthier. I’ve used it on my collarbones, shoulders, and even mixed a tiny bit into my foundation when I want that sun-kissed look. The scent is light and pretty too, not overpowering at all. A little goes a long way, so the bottle lasts. Plus it doesn’t transfer all over my clothes, which is a major win. If you love that radiant summer look or want to fake a tan without streaks, you’ll love this. Would totally buy again. Feels like a mini vacation in a bottle.

WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare

Reviewed in the United States on July 30, 2025

Verified Purchase

Ash

Fort Morgan, US

★★★★★ 5

Worth it

Color: 100ml #02-Gold

I love it, not too heavy and very shining

WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare

Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2026

Verified Purchase

Anyla

Natrona Heights, US

★★★★★ 5

BEAUTIFUL!! Definitely buy this the smell is wonderful

Color: 100ml #03-Bronze Gold

This is the best thing ever and it smells so freaking good I wish they made a spray glitter version or just a perfume of this smell!! Definitely buy 100% I barely write reviews but this one?? I HAD to give a review

WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare

Reviewed in the United States on April 14, 2026

Verified Purchase

Kourtney Awful

Natrona Heights, US

★★★★★ 4

Smelly but nice

Color: 100ml #01-Pearl White

The product is very beautiful but has an odd smell to it. I can really only describe it as a “Germ-X” smell, but I believe perfume can cover this well.

WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare

Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026