Women's Feed Me and Tell Me My Existence is an Illusion T-Shirt - Existentialism Shirt

Women's Feed Me and Tell Me My Existence is an Illusion T-Shirt - Existentialism Shirt

Marsoni

M251S

$32.00

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Women's Feed Me and Tell Me My Existence is an Illusion T-Shirt - Existentialism ShirtIf existential dread is your thing, you'll love this funny, sarcastic existentialism shirt. I mean what is reality? Do we even know? If you love ironic nihilism humor and reveling in existential angst then this funny existentialist shirt will be the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Also makes a great gift for the philosophy student, Tumblr aesthetic enthusiast, or nihilist in your life. Shirt Info: pre shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun

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I love this little beauty! Works like a charm, and is slightly smaller than its competitors, so it’s easier for packing and portability. I’m a flight attendant, so I actually use this on the plane to open bottles in premium class. It’s sharp looking too…and the attached foil cutter is well designed.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026

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Shari B.

Charlottesville, US

★★★★★ 5

Sleek/Easy to use Wine Opener

Color: Stainless Steel, Size: 4-in-1

This is a great wine opener. Sleek design- Extremely easy to use. Two touch opens the wine within a couple of minutes-Rechargable-- Reasonable price- Very happy I purchased it.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2026

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Annie

Carnegie, US

★★★★★ 5

The best electric opener by far!

Color: Stainless Steel, Size: 4-in-1

This is the 3rd or 4th opener I've purchased in the last two years. This is by far the best! Top reasons this is the best: #1: it has opened every single bottle I've tried - even ones the other struggled with #2: press the button and let go; you don't have to hold the stupid button in (great for folks with bad thumbs) #3: I like the light #4: Battery level indicator and battery life ALL THIS translates to great value, ease of use, great cork removal The only thing I didn't like is that there is no stand per se (it rests on the foil cutter). Easily solved with several stands from the other inferior openers

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Reviewed in the United States on November 10, 2025

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Susan Royal

Carnegie, US

★★★★★ 5

Sleek design and exceptional customer service

Color: Stainless Steel, Size: 4-in-1

Excellent product, works well, and has an elegant, sleek design. Comes with accessories and would make a good gift. When I had a problem with it, the customer service was outstanding. They sent another immediately and were exceptionally responsive and cordial. Highly recommend this product!

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Reviewed in the United States on November 20, 2025